410. - Chris & Jason

All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it three times a week, Jason. Does that sound familiar to you? We don't really talk about, you know, a lot of international global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that. We do talk about fashion and wellness, but for everything else, Kai and Carter are a great place. All right, so who couldn't use more news? Listen wherever you get your podcasts. or watch on YouTube. DJ Dim Jeans, Chris Black coming to you live from Manhattan's beautiful East Village. It's a... It's sunny Sunday afternoon. Jason and I have both attended church. We've been to Barry's Boot Camp. We've both had coffee, athletic greens, other assorted beverages, and we're here ready to podcast. Damn, I think that was all of it. That was the whole hour. That was a little bit longer than our show. Thank you guys for listening. Yeah, you know, I got that green in my Poland Springs. You know what I'm saying? I got that AG. We're on the New York. I got my gallon Poland Springs. You know how much a gallon Poland Springs is hitting for? $8.75? No, it's $3.50, though, which is a little high. It's a little high. Whenever a gallon of gas and a gallon of Poland cost the same thing, that's when real inflation happened. I'm going to go protest. I will say, though, with the Poland, what's nice about this versus the Whole Foods store brand, 365, thicker plastic. Okay. So it's not only less recyclable, obviously, which I like, but it also kind of keeps its shape when you're chugging. It doesn't implode on itself. Exactly. It's a really nice sturdy gallon. Yeah. I was at Whole Foods over on Houston Street just yesterday. This motherfucker already... You almost choked on that H2O.

Sorry, bro. I wasn't expecting you to do a classic funny mispronunciation. No, I was thinking about that because I was using my Google Maps and it was with a guided voice. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it said, turn right on Houston Street. And I was like, damn, this bitch knows more than I do about New York. Yeah, this bitch knows more. But I was in there and I saw the 365 Springwater gallon sitting right there. Usually if you have one of those big boys like the Crystal Geyser, we'll have the plastic handle. Yeah. 365 said that's a bridge too far, and I picked it up, and I was like, this just seems too unwieldy. Unfortunately, if anybody from Whole Foods Corporate is listening, I do have a bone to pick with you because they've done away with the classic gallon shape, and they only have what you speak of. and I refuse to buy it, so then I have to buy the Alkaline 88. You know, that's hitting for six bucks. It's a loser shape that they put those in. It's a loser shape. It benefits nobody except the earth. No, and it also, it kind of implies that you're going to pour it into a cup like a pussy. That's my main problem with it, is that it's kind of assuming that the drinker... Yeah, it's not a feature, it's a bug. Exactly. You can't, like, I can lift this shit to my dome piece. Like, I don't need to pour it into a little glass. I don't have, like, a small family of children that need to drink water to sleep. Survive. No, exactly. No, 100%. Well, I'm glad that you got to visit that Whole Foods. That used to be my local. And it's actually not as, I mean, don't go to the bathroom, I would say. It is password protected, but that doesn't keep people out. Yeah, it says customers only, but I feel like a few people have skirted around that one. Also, there's no smoothie bar. I know. Every Whole Foods bathroom is 1, 2, 3, 4, so I think once you kind of get the code once, you're good to go. 1, 2, 3, 4, and then you light the spoon on fire, and then what happens after that? Well, you have to go in there and shower with paper towels, then you light the spoon on fire. You wake up four hours later to the police kicking the door down, and you go, it happened again. That is, yeah, 1, 2, 3, 4, or 0, 0, 0, 0. But I did, I went to Barry's this morning, and I had an instructor I hadn't had before.

And he opened the class with, I'm Paris. I love Law & Order SVU, Gordon Ramsay, and crop tops. Let's do this, bitch. What? And he was shredded as fuck wearing a crop top. Wait, this is a fella named Paris. This is a fella named Paris. I don't know if it's his given name. It was the hardest berries class I've done in a long time. Okay. Paris said work. He was like, oh, if you want to walk, you can go get a croissant at Lafayette. There's a line over there. But if you want to work out, you came here. You paid $40 for this shit. Let's get it. Multiple burpee sets. So who likes Gordon Ramsay? That's the real question. I like Gordon Ramsay. A friend of the show, Izzy Wood, just posted a beautiful mural artwork of Gordon Ramsay. That's funny. In a London town restaurant. I think a line cook who fancies themselves a little bit of an artiste. And it's, of course, Gordon holding his cleaver with a menacing look as if, hey, don't try nothing with me, buddy. I would love to have Gordon on this podcast. That being said, I think I've mentioned this before, but our TV in L.A., for some reason, every time I turn it on, it defaults. It's on Hell's Kitchen. And it never is. It's like a Hell's Kitchen-style ridiculousness situation. Where Hell's Kitchen, every time I turn the TV on before I'm able to choose one of my streaming apps. It's a Samsung product? I think so. Those bastards down at Samsung. North Korean. And it's Gordon Ramsay in every era. I mean, it just plays forever. So I'm more familiar with Gordon than ever before. Okay, well, that's very interesting. I, of course, have watched Kitchen Nightmares. The early stuff, his solid years. Yeah. Amazing shit. Yeah. Like, when he came to America and became famous, it was awful. But, like, season one, season two, it's from almost 20 years ago. It's him going to, like, a seaside villa in Greece. And some like guy who like, I have this restaurant to launder money. I sell drugs and I kidnap women. And then he's like, you call this a lemon? I mean, I've got beautiful lemons in the tree right here. I think if you go, I think if you go back to those early seasons, I feel like maybe he's, I think he's truly assaulted, like throwing a lamb shank at someone. No, he's settled a lot of lawsuits out of court from that show.

Of all time, he's like any British guy like that. Paul Hollywood. Sure. Gold on Ramsey. Any of these guys. DJ Fat Tony. They're a master of condescension where he would be in the kitchen and there's always the archetypal... Line cooks. Like, there's the one tweaker guy. There's the one fat guy who's, like, doing pretty good. Yeah. But everyone makes fun of him. And Gordon would always recognize, like, the 19-year-old fat guy as, like, he's the only one who can cook a bloody damn in here. And all these young, hot servers and waiters, they're fucking it up. And they're bringing the wrong table, whatever. And he would go up to the fat guy. And he would go, you're doing all right, big boy. Just a subtle big boy with a tap on the small of the back. Yes, yes, yes. I actually do say that. And you can see one of the big boy's eyes kind of twitch a little bit. I think that today would be, I mean, they'll bury him under the jail for that. There's no room for that at Frenchette. Or else he'll have to get more, I guess a little more creative with his digs like your Paris. Instead of saying, You're too fat to be here. Leave, he was saying, there's a beautiful croissant around the corner if you want to choose the blue pill. If you want to choose violence, you can go get a $5 croissant. It's made with butter. This chocolate croissant woke up and chose Violencia in my mouth this evening. He was so lit. But it's also, there's a problem at Barry's, Minnie. But it happens often. I feel like we need to bury something for the amount of ink that we give those classes. Not in Atlanta because Atlanta they keep it real. But what these guys do is they play amazing Drake songs before the class starts and on the breaks when you're changing and then play awful electronic music while you're actually exercising. Okay. So it's like both of our musical genres combined. I got Drake. I got enemies. I got lots of enemies. I'm like, oh, hell yeah. And he turns it off.

and puts on some fucking techno shit when I have to start sprinting. So you come alive in the cool down. I come alive in the cool down, and I'm giving him bars. He sees me giving him bars. And what kind of ridiculous mind would think to put on fast-paced dance music while you're sprinting on a treadmill? You know what? I... I know there's a science to this, and I think we need to talk to a professional exercise instructor. I'm a DJ, bro. I know how to move my body. I know Beats PM. Yeah, but you're a different crowd. You know when people are peaking on Molly, not when people are peaking on exercise. I've seen other people peak on exercise, and I kind of get a feel for how their body is moving. I don't trust you one bit, but I think that the issue, I just don't know why it's impossible. Because I think music with lyrics. If you're playing relatively popular music that has lyrics that people know, nothing gets me more pumped up, personally. So you're like, okay, here's a scenario. You're on the bike, and we're cranking that dial all the way. Okay. So we're coming out of our saddle now, sweetheart. We're going uphill. We've got to come out of the saddle. And this is a slower-paced song that we can do some chugging to. I'm rocking back and forth. Mommy don't know that Daddy's getting hot at the body shop. You need a Kim Petra slow slapper. Yeah. Chum-chum. Chum-chum. Yeah. Chum-chum. Okay. But this is like my favorite SoulCycle instructor, Parker, who's I think since retired, but he would play a killer's climb. Thank you for your service. Oh, my God. Killer's climb? Bro, it was like I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. The way that builds, oh. Okay. I mean, maybe you should. There should be a scenario where you create the ultimate Barry's playlist. I mean, I should be an instructor is the reality, but I think it's actually pretty hard because you're having to keep track of two things. Both of us together, I have the skills technically. You have it in your soul. That's right. The body knows what it wants, but your hands don't know what to do with it. So we should teach a Barry's class where you're live DJing, of course.

And I'm just running through the room with a headset mic on telling people what they got to do. Yes. And then at the very end, you know, we just finished our sprint and we're cooling down. And then, you know, it's an oasis song. And you hear the clouds parting, the birds chirping. Where were you when we were getting PR? Well, I mean, I've heard a lot of bad Oasis remixes in Berries in my life. Except the cool guy in Atlanta played a Liam Gallagher song, a newish one, a good one. And I was like, bro, are you just checking out new music? Because there ain't no way. You found this. Okay, so you were at a Barry's, and the instructor put on a modern, contemporary Liam Gallagher song. I'm sure it's almost 78,000 plays on Spotify. No, this was the best one he's put out as a solo artist. Well, not the best. It's Shockwave. Shockwave. So your ears must have perked up. Oh, Alex looked over, and she saw me fucking, she thought I was going to break a leg. She looked over to you, and you start fumbling in your pocket for a ring. I have found the one. Yo, Kevin, Kevin, come over here. Kevin, I can't quit you. But it was an interesting experience, but I'm gassed AF. And we both chose to stay in last night because we wanted to avoid New York Halloween. Yeah, you are a little gassed. I'm a little more put together than you are. It's a strange situation. That's because you have your little clothes that you have to put on when you're here because you don't get to wear those when you're in L.A. Yeah, because it's not cold enough. I get to wear a sweater. Yeah, Jason looks like hashtag Christian girl autumn right now. No. Yeah, you do. He's going to get a big cappuccino and a croissant. Pants, Gucci, belt, Tory Burch. Oh, bro. I was talking to... Socks, fair guy, man. I hung out with Jeff Hendrickson and Sarah yesterday, and Jeff was like, I keep trying to tell Tory they got to do men's and call it Tony Burch. I was like, bro. I was like, bro.

so funny tony verch damn also i never put together i mean there needs or we need to start calling him tony lanes oh that's good that's a nice little disrespect thing here that's a little disrespect because he's the size of a small bag you know it's true he looks like a women's flat size six got him yeah so i am doing christian swag autumn the leaves are turning i'm wearing gucci Gucci. Pants. Got them at Kohl's. You never know, though. Sweatshirt. Old Navy. Yeah, my sunglasses case is from All Saints. I don't think it's real, though. Oh, shit. So stupid. This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by... a new podcast from the Guardian stateside with Kai and Carter. This is covering a lot of our bases, Jason. It's trying to slow down. The news and wrestle with the questions we all have about what's happening in the world. And I know you particularly have quite a lot of questions. A lot of questions. But how often? Because we do this podcast three times a week and that's a sweet spot. How many times do they do? Three times a week. And I have a feeling just based on the platform and these talking points that they're maybe going to be covering different stuff than we do. That's just a guess. The Guardian is not some billionaire owned. They're not afraid to say what they want to say, brother. Yeah, Rupert ain't sniffing around in what journalists Kai Wright and Carter Sherman are up to over there at Stateside. But yeah, listen wherever you get your podcasts. You can watch it on YouTube. It's three times a week. And who couldn't use more news? You know, especially when it's not, you know, from here, let's say. Give it a listen. Give it a listen. All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Quince. Jason, the temps are warming up. It's getting hot out there. Summer always changes how I get dressed. I need pieces that feel lighter, more breathable, and they're just easy but still put together. I don't look like a slob. That's why I keep coming back to Quince. They focus on high-quality essentials that feel and look amazing. Breathable linen and soft organic cottons. Well-made basics but without the luxury markups. That rare balance where everything feels elevated.

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And now, like, all the employees have, like, hoodies that are, like, street-weary. They got, like, scarzed out. And now there's, like, so many tables and booths. There's a park bench where there's, like, a guy wearing a full ALD suit, Supreme Kangol hat on, you know, with his cigar out. As soon as the employees start wearing off-white, like... I can't afford it. When I saw the guy at Cha-Cha Matcha had the off-whites on that cost $1,000 on StockX, I'm like, nope, something's going on here. What's going on here, bro? This guy doesn't need this job or he's stealing. There's no other way to cut the cake. I would never be able to afford these offies if I didn't still live with my mom in Martha's van. Yeah, I come in from Queens every day, but it's worth it for the drip. But yeah, just seeing, that's the part where I'm like, this is... Like, what happened to the real shit, you know? And then... You gotta go to Ridgewood, bro. I guess I gotta go to Ridgewood. You gotta go to Unter. I gotta go. I mean, where have all the real New Yorkers gone? Who fucking knows? Connecticut. This is sounding very... What's her name? But... I had a glimpse of a real New Yorker. We talk to a friend of the show, Uncle Pauly, all the time, and when you talk to him, he lives in fucking West Hollywood or some shit, but he talks like a real New Yorker. And I'm like, this is what I want. That's a real New Yorker. He's got a razor blade in his ear. He's got another one under his tongue. His is to cut the provolone super thin, but he does have a razor blade in his ear. He's never killed anyone. But not for nothing, if you need something from something and blah, blah, blah. I'll put my New Balance 550 on its fucking throat. Yo, I mean, like Christmas is coming up. What do you mean you can't find a PlayStation? Why don't you come ask me? I can get you a PlayStation. You're telling me you don't have a Nintendo Switch anywhere. I can get you a Switch. Do you want a Zelda edition? Shoot straight with me, Johnny. Do you want the Zelda one? So I was with a guy in the elevator coming down.

And he was floored by the smell of his fucking Acqua De G or whatever he was pumped, whatever the New Jersey version of De Gio is. And he's on the phone having obviously FaceTiming with somebody in an elevator public space. Does he get the AirPods in or? He had the fucking, they were not AirPods and they were not Beats. They could have been Raycons. When people. choose to buy i got my ray rays charged i'm gonna walk around the fucking city guy when people choose to buy non-airpod headphones what are you trying to prove i think they are it's a it's majority of the case well maybe the raycons are the case of the raycons are but the beats none of the other ones are Like the Google Pixel Pods are the same price. Right, right, right. Like the Samsung phone and the iPhone. They're all expensive. Sometimes being different is not worth it. I know, and I think that I've navigated those lily pads perfectly. You've got to know when to zig and when to zag and when to AirPod and when to Beatsby, whatever. But he had the Raycons. I think, honestly, what it is is guys like this guy, whatever his name is, Ricky something. They look at a white AirPod and they go, that shit's too fucking gay, bro. Okay. I only put black shit in my ears. Black only, dude. And then, like, Kim K, she had the smarts to do tonal nude colors for the Beats by Dre. That feels like the iPhone emojis. Like, that tone don't match. You know what I'm saying? Like. Well, luckily, Apple makes a white product for the whitest fella in town. Maybe that's why I'm so dedicated. Because I didn't want to spark any controversy. I don't do no fucking eggshell shit, bro. Stark white. No hints of yellow. I didn't want to start any controversy and wear kind of a darker shade of Kim's Beats. Oh, you're pod switching. Yeah, don't be a pod switcher. That could get you at least crucified. Don't hit me with the fist bump.

That is not matching your little shit. This is what should happen. Apple, if a white person sends a darker skinned person an emoji that's outside of their color range. Flagrant. First one is a verbal warning. No emojis for an hour. You want to try to send an emoji? Good fucking luck, Jack. Stephen Jobs over there in Cupertino. I like a one hour. That's a nice little bop on the nose. It happens twice. Guess what? We can only do the yellow ones now for a week. Yellow only. Okay, so you got to go Marge. You got to go back. You got to go Marge. You got to go back 1.0. Do not collect $200. Okay, that's a good idea. So if you emoji switch and get caught, you have to go back. You get demoted back to yellow. And then third time, obviously. emoticons only. We're doing semi-colon winky smile. Yeah, you gotta use lines only. Okay, I like this. You gotta send a colon uppercase P to do a smile with a tongue. The shrug thing? I never was able to build one of those. Well, I mean, most people will go online, copy and paste it. You know, Yayo created a shortcut for his. That's the move to do it. That seems... A step too far. Well, here's one. I have done one. I feel like you've never done a shortcut. I don't know how to do that. Yeah, that shit is fucking stupid. Who would ever do that? But I've done it one time, and it's something that you might like. Can you guess what it is? Is it a dick? Yeah, I need to have that dick in my hands at full. No, no, no. It's my email address. Oh, actually, that's cool. Because your email address, I don't want to give anything away, but it could be accidentally misspelled. They're normal words, but one of them has extra letters in it. So as soon as I type those first three, four letters in the word, the whole email address pops up. Can you do that for me? Because my email address is even longer. It is, yeah. Okay, cool. After the show, or when we do the commercial break, which already happened a while ago, I'll set you up, bro.

I want to finish you in the elevator with your boy. I'm in the elevator with Ricky. And, you know, smelling like Aqua Day G. On the back of his neck, just inches away from his Raycons, he's got the classic kind of 90s New York guy tattoo of the Iron Cross with flames and dice. I was hoping for a Sick of It All logo. It's more or less the Sick of It All logo. To get the tattoo on the back of the neck is very quintessential, that archetype. Sure. And then the cross, you know, it wasn't the full war zone, like Nazi iron cross, but it was like the standard, you know, Christian cross, but it had kind of pointies on it. It was like a tribal cross. Flames on the side, you know, some dice and shit like that, just like I play bass and mad ball kind of tat. And then I look on the phone that he's holding up to his face. Off the FaceTime, and it's just going to go back to the regular phone call. The person that he's speaking to saved into his phone address book just says, T-Money. People who... People consider me to be a little bit of a freak because I use full names only. My mother and father are saved in my phone as full names. Yeah, I do that now, too. But you're a lowercase guy. You're Taylor Swift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, I think every person, when a boy becomes a man, you switch in your phone mom to your mom's name. Sure. Or mommy to mom and then to the name. I am a lowercase person, and I don't text with full perfect grammar and punctuation. I prefer to do everything with perfect grammar as well as save people's titles and company names if they're something of note. Yeah, I'll do company name if it's something of note. Obviously, every quarter you go in, you'll do company name. Yeah, I bet you do. I bet there's some interesting notes like tenants of the trees.

2012 blue hair. Uh-huh. Yeah, Bootsy Bellows, one ear. Stuff like that. Just got us some clues, you know. Or one just says Denver. Yeah, yeah, you got to have. I mean, I always like, I had so many Coke dealers save my phone with the word cocaine in their name. That when I would. type the word cocaine in my phone it would like prompt me to like to like i'm like alex cocaine is not a real person his i just have so you it sounds like you did the same thing that i did with the shortcuts but you did it you reverse engineered it so you're just you're hanging out at a party it's 1 a.m you're starting to fade baby need a fixer a straightener and you just type Cocaine into your phone. Yeah, and then it comes up. Or there would be a cocaine city, like cocaine LA, cocaine New York, cocaine Atlanta. Shout out to all those guys. Yeah, and speaking also of walking around town, while I was waiting in front of your house for you to buzz me up, just right over here on beep, I saw a guy walking down the street who looked cool. Like he looked like a normal guy that we would be friends with or would listen to the show or whatever. And it's a Sunday, you know, Sunday morning. And he's walking down the sidewalk, you know, full adult man with, you know, a good job probably. And he's carrying a giant bag of kitty litter down the street alone. And I'm like, that's why I don't live in New York. Dude, I think about this all the time. I'm like, that's the shit you see people doing. You got to go hike up seven blocks on a Saturday while all the cool people, the gays and girlies are out serving, and you're dragging a fucking 50 pound of kitty litter. If you got to carry cat food, you need to be with a bad chick next to you. Otherwise... To offset the cost. Yeah, because she might be at home waiting on you, but I don't know that. We would have no idea. Because if you're a man that lives alone that has a cat...

Dick stay on dry. That's a problem for me, personally. Yeah, that's one ball of yarn I don't plan on pieing at. Let's pay some bills. I was looking on Twitter about our friend Kanye Yadolf, and I noticed that he made a spreadsheet. Did you see this? He made a spreadsheet that just was a list of... Jewish executives? Important Jewish executives, I would assume, in the entertainment industry. All color-coded and everything, and I'm like... You think he did that himself? I don't know if he did it himself. I'd like to believe that he did it himself, but I was like, who... So Kanye is like, I have this spreadsheet, and I feel the need to share it with everybody. I'm like, who are you, my girlfriend, you know? Well, maybe he's trying to help us... Maybe he's trying to help musicians get record deals and stuff by sharing... By sharing kind of the top brass at all of the majors, you can just kind of email Lucien Grange yourself now. Who do we know over at Loma Vista? Yeah, it's not a big deal. Oh, how did you get my email? Oh, yay sent me your email. Well, I don't know if it's more of the performance art to go on TMZ and show, like, here's my phone, here's a spreadsheet of names and contacts I've listed. Are these QAnon? Easter eggs or something like that? I feel like he's only a couple days away from someone having to intervene with him. He's going to die. Well, that's why he needs friends. He's going to die. He needs to have a yaintervention. Sometimes people are just destined for death, and it feels like he... But is he going to die, or is he going to be killed indirectly? Spiritually? No, I don't think he would be... This is one of those things where the guys with guns think he's cool now. You know, it's like the reason... The guys with guns being MAGAs? Well, yeah, it's like the reason Trump isn't going to get shot is because those are all his boys. You know what I mean? There's no, like, Democratic sharpshooter that's going to, you know, pulling up in the F-150 at the White House or in Calabasas. How do you know the name of my debate team? So I just don't... I mean, I'm just happy that the Donda Academy is still able to kind of push on.

Continue with the curriculum? Yeah, exactly, because I think that that's kind of important, and hopefully they're not teaching everything he's into, but at least math, science, maybe some algebra for the advanced students. I feel like it's pretty much just introduction to the MPC. I think Mike Dean was teaching a course, but they kind of had a falling out. Yeah, I mean... No, he's going to die. 100% going to die in the next year. Well, that's why he needs to have an intervention. His close friends, people around him need to be like... Here's the problem. There are no close friends because they're not making money off of him anymore. So therefore, that kind of inner circle has decimated. I did some thinking on it. Okay. There's two people. I think that we can... If we just start cracking this nut open a little bit, we can find that there are actually a lot of people who would be perfect to intervene with him. And maybe this could be something that appears on the Kardashian season. Oh, not that. What if he doesn't want to be saved? Well, that's why we need close friends of his who can be like, hey, Kanye could kick me and punch me. He could fight back. So you think Caitlyn Jenner is going to do this? No, no, no. Who do you think is going to do it? Lamb, Lamb, and Rob. Oh, I like this. Because Kanye has intervened on both of them, I'm sure. He's showed up at their bedside and knocked the Xanax bottle off the... He went into the brothel in Reno and pulled Lamar out of their dick swinging. Okay, and Rob, he went over to Rob's and was like, I'm taking all of this Dave's hot chicken. You're coming with me. So you're saying he's... You don't have a clean pair of rude pants anywhere, Rob? But let me tell you, the problem with Lam-Lam and Rob is he might have attempted, but neither of them are saved. Well, they're going to be like the foot soldiers. They're going to be the people who go in and get their hands dirty. They got nothing to gain from him. Lam-Lam and Rob kind of bust down the door. They come in. You know who's coming with them? Dr. Drew Pinsky.

We need Dr. Drew. Now that he's MAGA, Kanye will listen to him. Exactly, exactly. Dr. Drew, a vaccine truther. He's like, Pinsky, what kind of name is that? Is that Polish? Okay, thank God. Okay, that's Eastern European. Because I met a lot of doctors, you know what I'm saying? And some of them might be on this little XL list. A lot of these doctors would be making my list. I just don't think that he, I truly don't think, I don't think anyone cares about him. Besides, the only person that would save him would maybe be Harvey from Team Z to keep the train going. Maybe Harvey does it for bad reasons, but still, he keeps him alive. Yeah, that's like when a boxer will be like, hey, T-Money says if it goes until 12 rounds, there's a little extra taste in it for you. Exactly. You throw him a left hook, and you see his eyes cross, and you grab him and give him a hug, keep him up. Yeah. Ding, ding, ding. Harvey, Drew Pinsky, Lam Lam, and Rob Kardashian are the four horsemen to save Kanye. That's the last motherfuckers you see before is left or right. You got two paths. Damn, bro, can you imagine? You got to go with Drew or go with God. Can you imagine waking up in your fucking $30 million house in Calabasas and Rob Kardashian's dripping hot honey on you while he's trying to wake you up? Just. Bro, wake up. Dr. Drew's here, bro. You're strapped down to the mattress with all these Yeezy gap belt prototypes that never made it. You're getting beaten upside the head with a tonal neutral Yeezy slide. Damn, bro. I just don't. I think it's honestly getting to the point where people. I mean, besides like academics and, you know. baller alert like it's it's and tmz it's a little bit like i think people are just like i don't even know about this anymore like what like what am i supposed like he's but he's burned the bridge even the vultures are starting to see the yeah because now what happens when somebody like this goes so nuclear is that like for once in in the in the history of time i think sometimes the press starts to feel responsible because the commenters start being like why you're you're

promoting this you know right which is uh what the press exists for uh because this is quote unquote news you know if you have to if you have to give it a title but i do think there's a point where it's like if you have if you choose to report every single breath that this bozo takes it's a little bit like that we're going to we're going to eventually get tired of it i think we're hitting that point if we haven't already well i think you you who will is there an example of somebody where we did hit that point where we've we've We've sucked the last drip drop out of him and left you for dead. I mean, no, but this is kind of unprecedented because it's like he's not like it's not like he's a politician where like it's divisive. But there are people that clearly agree with him. Like I would say that in the Kanye instance, most people don't agree with him. Like it's not like I don't I don't even think because it's like, oh, he hates Jews. But like. racist i i don't but but then think about it like a racist is like but this guy's black yeah like what the fuck i can't ride with this guy like it makes no sense like the whole i don't know who he has left to appeal to because it it divides more than it brings together it does divide in any in any kind of way you cut the cake that's what's so crazy about it and also there's no way he's ever going to be able to make a good song again right my favorite part is people there's still some truthers hanging on like oh no this is yeah this is like that joaquin phoenix shit you know what i'm saying he's he's coming the album instant coming soon and i'm like i don't think there's an album yeah i don't think there's an album coming soon and and if there is it's not an album i want to hear because i don't you know i never want to hear his album before is there a situation where ray j himself has to lend an olive branch and save Kanye? I think Ray J's done with him after that porn stunt. Would that be Shakespearean? I mean, it would be if Ray J could spell Shakespearean, but I don't think so. I just think he's truly got no one left. I think people are like, this guy is absolutely...

I cannot be seen with this person. People can't know I talked to him. Also, it's like all the shit he did with all the homies when he was texting Diddy and shit and just posting every response. You know what I mean? The tremendous thing. There's probably thousands of famous people who get a text from Kanye every single day and they're like, uh-uh. I ain't taking that bait. No, I ain't meeting you at the coffee bean today. Not today. It's like when I get a DM on Instagram that says, hey, we... We love your profile, and we'd love to build your followers. Just send us your username and password. Yeah, we would love to work with you. And we'll signal boost your network. No, it's a weird, it's a very strange thing. But even in the last week, you've seen the coverage. It was like absolutely 24 hours around the clock, ticker on MSNBC style for like... Three days. And now people just get bored. There's something else to talk about. Maybe Taylor's album was one of the nails in his coffin. I mean, for sure. For sure. But I think it's just like... Also Shakespearean AF. Nobody cares. That album is bad. Okay. I'm sorry. Have you given it a listen? Once or twice. Do you find it... I just find it really boring. I haven't... I mean... We mentioned it on the last pod a little bit about how I listen to the songs and instead of being like, I like this song, it's good, my brain just notices like, oh, this melody on top of that melody is really good and I don't hear stuff like that. It's so professional that it's soulless. I feel nothing. Yeah, because it got jack on the beat. But it sold a shitload. Didn't you say it sold half a million? copies of vinyl on vinyl half a million copies like a week and i'm guessing that 75 of those copies will never make it to the crossley like i but that's the that's the amazing 75 of them they're like this poster is heavy yeah exactly why does this poster say 180 gram i don't know what that means where are they buying i don't i mean amazon urban outfitters like you can get it anywhere i don't think i don't know the last time a record has sold half a million copies on vinyl

Oh, maybe since like the beat, like the eighties probably eighties. I mean, maybe not, maybe the seventies. Yeah. No, it's an interesting, I mean, this is the whole issue though, is that it's, it's, it's so it's, I never thought that the vinyl fetishization would make it from like Waterloo in Austin. I got the new war on drugs on marble to like, I got Taylor Swift on the one 80 gram and I'm just going to put it on my shelf. Yeah. Like it's crazy. Like it's expensive. It's like 40 or 50 bucks. Probably. It's not cheap. Hey, man. It's just like a Funko pop. It's not even a double out. It's not even a gatefold, bro. Let's do a little recap of our live show in New York, maybe, for our fans who did not get to it. Yeah, you guys really missed out. I met a couple guys yesterday that flew from Detroit, I think. And I was like... Really? Guys, I appreciate you, but I also know that you will do anything to escape Detroit as the temperatures drop and your spark plug disappears. Didn't take much to pull the trigger on those tickets. No, the show is very fun. I want to thank, again, our queen, Alison Roman, for being such a good sport. Yeah. We don't deserve with you. And I'm seeing some kind of backlash to me only being able to identify one ingredient in our blind ingredient tasting. And I would like to say that I had never had some of those ingredients before. And therefore, how can I be held responsible? yeah i mean yeah so i guess for a backstory we decided i don't even know how but like it would be funny if we did a blind taste test of ingredients common and rare which is something that i've never done before so i don't even know if i'd be able to win you know we eat with her eyes from what i've heard but um it was you versus alison roman so obviously The idea is that she's going to get every one of them right, which she did, and you're going to hopefully get one of them right, which you did. And hilarity ensued. That's all we needed. But I was surprised to see that such a Fallon-esque, rudimentary game. It's fun. People loved it. I was a little unsure of is this going to be too cheesy or elementary or whatever.

Oh, yeah, because we're operating. I'm a grown-ass man. I don't want to be playing these little games like that, but I guess people were like, it was brilliant. It was so perfect. It was fun, and I think that the fact that I only got nutritional yeast right is honestly... Two on the nose? I knew that that was going to be the only one you got. I thought you may have been able to get tahini, but that was a tough one. Well, I thought truffle and then Jeremiah Stone, who was... nice enough to bring the ingredients was like oh bro it's fine you've never had truffles alone you know they're always on something like that's a different thing you know did that make you feel a little bit better it did make me feel a little bit better i'm not gonna lie because i i've eaten i don't like truffle but i'm familiar with it because it's expensive it's on my radar yeah i was hoping i asked him though i mean because he kept painting my face with these ingredients you know and i was like Why didn't we shave it into my mouth? I guess that would have been a giveaway. I guess that would have been a giveaway. Is it flaked in? It would have been a little bit of a giveaway as to what the ingredient actually was. Speaking of truffle, I mean, so the ingredients were like nutritional yeast, tahini, I think like a pickled caper leaf. Caper leaf. A huckleberry. No, a permissive. A gooseberry or huckleberry. A persimmon. Persimmon. And black truffle and an egg yolk omelet. Mm-hmm. which is a great wide range of ingredients, pulling from your vegetarian, vegan pantry, some higher-end, more exotic, foreign stuff to your mouth. I thought it was all good. One note of it that I caught was the smell of truffles, so overpowering and pungent and strong. So you're saying that could have affected my performance? Yeah. I think that's the only reason why you didn't score perfect 100%. Because I took a bite of the egg yolk omelet backstage. And it was giving truffle? Honey. Because you took a bite of it and you're like, what the fuck is this, tofu? It really did have a consistency of tofu to me. I didn't feel that wrong. I mean, I was wrong, but it didn't feel that crazy. Yeah, and Roman, she knew that it was egg, but she didn't know exactly that it was an egg yolk omelet, which...

Apparently, Jeremiah, who's a professional chef, said that's not really a thing because you're not really able to get that consistency correct without any of the proteins from the white going on. And I was like, I don't fucking care. I didn't want to bring this up again because I hate him, but I think that James Corden's wife is going to leave him over this. I mean, nobody even knew that he was straight. She was seen without her ring, and I'm like, if this motherfucker... If Keith McNally ruined this fucking loser's marriage over an omelet, that's true legend status. He didn't ruin the marriage. He simply shined a light on a problem. Into the dark. Into the dark. Into the dark and that needed to be shown upon. And it took a person like Keith to do that who was like, I don't give a fuck. I just had a stroke. I have millions of dollars. My life is... I've already been fucked in the ass. Yeah, how bad could it be? Keep on fucking. What's another finger? James is going back to the UK to escape the onslaught of... He ain't ready for America. You know what I mean? No, no, no. We gotta shoo him off. We're a cruel and unusual mistress. We gotta trade Kanye for Corden. They can take them both. Jordan. But the show is really fun. I'm excited to do it again. And I think that it was good to see the homies. And also, thank you to our 14-year-old merch seller. He's 16. Campbell's 16. We've hired... Now, I didn't check the labor laws on this, but his dad, Ben, volunteered him. But I was really into his swag because he was very unimpressed with me in a way that's like... I'm just here to do business, chief. What are you talking about? I don't give a shit. When I was his age, I was not any of that, of course. There's a slim chance that I could be feigning confidence because I'm so insecure in this situation. But I detected none of that from him. But I got down there. He had no questions. The numbers were amazing. I went downstairs. He's like, all right, bro. See you next week. I'm like, deuces? I feel like Campbell is our boss now. I know. It's literally like.

wait a second, should we hire this guy full-time? I think somebody wanted a lighter, and I remember asking him if it was okay if I gave someone a lighter. I was like, what the fuck, bitch? He's like, I mean, they're $5. It's your funeral. I think that's, I mean, a 16-year-old who's grown up in New York City is just going to be infantily, infantily. It was just unbelievable. It was just unbelievable, the coolness and swag. It was just like, yeah, yeah, we're all good. everything was packed up perfectly everything's done he's like are you he's literally like are you coming down like i gotta go i gotta yeah my old ass is handing him an ipad and asking him if he knows how to use it he's like bro go upstairs and do whatever you gotta do i i just finished taking a photo of something with the ipad and hand it to him and you're like all right kid you know how to use a machine like this he's like yeah I started using this when I was in the third trimester embryonic. I actually have had one of these since my inception. Yes, I'm good on that. But I was talking to my partner on the phone yesterday about the taste testing thing and about how all of the shows, there's a moment like that or John Early coming out and dancing. These are all things that are happening on the live show that aren't happening on the podcast. It was sort of like an unintentional desire, but I'm glad that it happened. Trying to build value around the live shows. If you're going to be nice enough to buy a ticket, we want to give you things that don't happen on the podcast that are physically not possible on an audio-based podcast. She was like, yeah, it's really good because if you do two shows in the same city, and one show has a taste test thing, what are you going to do with Hari Neff in Williamsburg? And I'm like, I don't know. Oh, I have an idea. Oh, I came to it this morning, and I have a great idea, and it is physical. So this is basically Double Dare. It's like you have the questions, and then you have the physical challenge. Yeah, there's a physical challenge, and I have a great idea that we can talk about off mic. We'll see you guys on Music Hall at Williamsburg Friday night. A few tickets available.

We sold out. We sold out Bowery Ballroom. I'm sure Music Hall is going to sell out. This is a full sellout tour, which feels good. Yeah, I was talking about it on stage at the Bowery, but there's, I think maybe tonight or last night, Napalm Death was playing there just a couple days after us with Brujeria, of course, Mexican. How are the tickets looking? We sold more tickets than Napalm Death. That's fucked up. Which is insane to me. Napalm Death is something that I don't like, obviously, but I feel like I've been aware of since I was 12 years old. Yeah, of course. I mean, just all of those bands. Biohazard, Napalm Death. The list goes on. But I was thinking, it's fucking crazy that I grew up listening to Napalm Death when I was 12, and now I'm on stage with a fucking... a straight guy that's actually gay and like a cookbook authoress and we're fucking selling more tickets and and swagging that shit out harder than yeah you know a legendary band i don't even have a stadiums we don't even have double kick drum you know what i mean there's not one funny shaped guitar on that stage so cool i um i'm so it's good to i mean basically it's good to know We like doing, instead of just doing one big show, instead of us doing Terminal 5 or The Wheel Turn or something like that. Terminal [redacted address]. Terminal 5. Instead of doing these motomami-sized venues, but just a one-off, I like doing two smaller offs. The subway series and the freeway series has worked out for us. I think it's a nicer way to do it. It's basically our version of what Harry's doing. You know what I mean? Where he's like, all right, I'm in Chicago. I'm doing 10 shows. There's a little break. But I actually confirmed my attendance at a very... But he's doing 10 shows at the biggest stadium in town, and we're not. Yeah, but you know what I mean. It's like, yeah, I'm very excited, actually, about a sold-out show that I'm going to at Madison Square Garden to build with our boys in the 1975. Oh, when is it? It's the 7th. You're gone.

Oh, no. But don't worry. It's live streamed via Amazon. Oh, I saw that. So it's no problem. Well, I'm a Prime member, so this is awesome. Hell, yeah. I got to order some popcorn on, what is that, Amazon? Yeah, I'm very excited to go. I haven't been AAA at MSG in a while, so I'm kind of like getting my sea legs back. Do you know who's opening? It's Dev Hines again somehow. Dev Hines is like, I brought my CD burner and a guitar. Are you guys good? I don't think there is an opener, which I think is cool. Damn, that's cool. Okay. You watched SNL last night, right? I haven't watched it. I watched the Jack Harlow monologue and was pleasantly surprised. Is Harlow hosting and musical guest? He's like, you know, we've got a great show for you tonight. I'm here. Classic. Classic. He was funny, and then I watched. There was an AA skit that I, of course, tuned into, and it featured a Tom Hanks cameo. But Harlow is in AA, and they're like, you come a lot. Do you want to share? Is there anything you want to talk about? And he's like, yeah, actually, I've got a really great idea for an animated film that involves suitcases. And they do the whole thing, and then in the middle of him explaining it, he's just like, yeah, so the suitcases, there's going to be this and that. I drank recently. Unfortunately, Bowen Yang was in it, but he didn't ruin it. It was pretty funny, but that's all I saw. I didn't watch any musical performances. Right, right, right. Yeah, I mean. First class. I don't know, man. I think I finally hit the age where SNL and I are ready to break up. Consciously uncouple. I mean, I haven't watched it. I'm quiet quitting SNL. I mean, I'm going to watch Steve Lacey for sure because that's like a big, I just like think that's crazy that he has to share the stage with Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer introducing Steve Lacey and being like, what is this? She doesn't know who Steve Lacey is. Steve Lacey has no idea who Amy Schumer is. I will say this. Maybe, though, because Amy Schumer definitely lives in a suburb and drives a car. She might know Bad Habit from listening to the radio. When she's going to her spin class at Equinox in Westchester. She's like, wait a minute.

That's where I heard this song. Boston Market. I was in there getting the two-piece. Oh, Bad Habit. Yeah, of course. They play that in Kroger a lot, actually. But Steve Lacey had to cancel some tour dates to do this. I'm sure he was devastated because he seems to love performing live in front of crowds. I mean, I just think that if you... That's the thing, though. I think fans of people like him are like, Steve, we love you, and we understand. You should do this. He's like, all right, I'll see you guys in D.C. next year. Rescheduling tour dates, his shows aren't that big, but rescheduling stuff like that is a fucking nightmare. Oh, yeah, of course. When you're that big, it's a whole fucking thing. But when SNL calls, and you have the number one song in the country, you don't even have a decision. No, no. One of the people on Kanye's spreadsheet says, you're playing SNL. And he's like, oh, I'm on tour. And he's like, you're playing SNL. I mean, I think that if they are able to, if they could, I mean, the comedy is never going to be funny. It's going to have its moments, of course. But I think if they're able to get the more interesting musical guests, I think that, like the Steve Lacey thing's smart. Like, that's cool. You know? I mean, it's not smart or cool. It's like, you're the number one song in the country. So yeah, of course you're going to do SNL. No, but that's not, it's not like, oh, we got, It's cooler than Taylor Swift. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course it's cooler than Taylor Swift. I know it's the number one song in the country, but I feel like it's the number one song in the country that's not television big. You know what I mean? They play Bad Habit on MTV a lot. Oh, do they? Yeah, for the 18 minutes a day where they play videos. It's that one. Are you saying that Rob Dyrdek throws it to Steve Lacey? Since I'm in a hotel, I always watch TV. I've got to watch guys' big bite games and stuff like that. Guys' Halloween Ranch Wars. When you're in Europe, MTV has 20 channels and they're all playing amazing videos all the time. But in America, it's like three videos. It's a bad habit.

It's Bad Habit. Who's that girl? She's like an Instagram model. Madison Ray? It's Madison Beer. Oh, Madison Beer. Shout out. That's Bia's ex. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to Bia. I know you're listening. Yeah, that's Bia's beard. Madison. Madison Beard. Madison Beard. Yeah, Madison Beard. And then... Then like a Meghan Trainor. That's the only place in the world where people listen to Meghan Trainor. No, Meghan Trainor is low-key huge. How long gone? I'm dead ass. Like when the skims comes off? No, no, no. Pick your microphone up, Chris. No, I mean... Like, she's much bigger. No, of course. You can hear that shit on Top 40 Radio anytime you turn up. So you're watching. You're in the hotel watching. Some singers are bigger than others. Some singers are bigger than others. Yeah, so I'm watching. How did we even get here? Well, because I think that we were talking about Steve Lacey. Oh, yeah, yeah. And the bad habit comes on. But I want to. Yeah, we stayed in last night. And I was just like, I'm used to that here because, like, I live here. But Big TJ staying in in New York. Did that feel crazy? Did you have to go downstairs and blast a cig just to feel something? I have a balcony, baby. Hold on. We sprung for a balcony? I don't know why. I need to talk to Campbell about this because I don't think this is approved. It does not come with the chaise lounge. I will say that. But you can walk onto it? I can walk onto it. There's enough room for two, two and a half litter boxes. So are you puffing the gossamer child size out there? I was, yeah, the fucking... Coke Dick Gossamer pre-roll. Shout out to Gossamer. We love you guys. But that pre-roll is almost too small. That shit is for like my dad to try for the first time. But I mean, but people need that product. That's true. And, you know, come to TJ pre-COVID. I see a little, you know, inch long joint like that. I'm like, oh, perfect. I'll be able to smoke this all week. Take a couple puffs and put it out. Now that you're Puff the Magic TJ, you can't.

I'll take one of those fucking hog legs to the face. I'm so glad to see you graduate to be a real man and being able to actually blow down some motherfucking trees. I mean, just a garbage bag full of stinky. Yeah, Jason's room looks like Wiz Khalifa's man cave at the hotel. I need two hands to hold this fucking spleen. That's Cheech and Chong. So when you stay, what do you do? Just take a shower and get stoned and order some delivery? Yeah. Well, I mean, so Friday when the show happened, I had to fly out the same day as the show because of our breakneck recording schedule. Shout out to Cat Cohen. You rocked it. Cat, you're the coolest, bro. But yeah, I woke up at 3 a.m. Vic picks me up at 4. Look, I know how this goes. I do it all the time. It's no problem for me, but continue. This is for our listeners. Oh, I'm sorry. 427. I'm already in the fucking Delta Lounge. Eating my sandwich, my sausage stack. Hey, no, I need two patties. But waking up at 3 a.m., flying across the country with your suitcase, your laptop bag, your garment bag with your suits, and then a full giant 50-pound check-in of merch, lugging that into the city on a Friday, 6 o'clock, Halloween weekend. You're not going to get any sympathy from me or the listeners. And then by the time, and then, you know, I get enough time to haul it into my hotel room, take a shower, splash a little Aesop on my face, and I go straight and do a show, then hang out with a zillion people, do a DJ set that was a little, you know, I was slotted away. It was truncated. I did a truncated DJ set. Truncated 45 minutes of TJ, but we did enjoy a, that Casamigos bottle was gone backstage and a jeans, so. Yeah. So, you know, it was a marathon day. So then the next day, I was very happy to be in the center of the storm with the mania of New York and Halloween going on. I walk out the front door and there's just like teens barfing. Fucking Fred Flintstone smoking a Marlboro. There's so many people doing TikTok interviews in New York. Like the guy who...

who had the viral moment of asking people what what they do for a living because they have a nice car and those girls were telling him like stop filming this you fucking pervert it was so sick they were like this is actually intrusive and it is i mean that guy is him being when he explained to me he's like yeah but this is what i do on my tiktok and they're like i don't give a fuck like he thought he thought it was like But I do this all the time. It was so insane that he was just that dumb. He needs to get punched by a large person. He does need to get punched. He got the Apple guy fired from his job, too. What? Some guy pulled up in a car and he did this, and the guy said, like, I make money and socialize with big-breasted women or something. It's like a line from a movie, I guess. And he got fired. He had to, like, resign from his, like, C-suite job at Apple. Fuck me. because like because that old guy is like i don't know this because tyler yeah bro his name is definitely tyler i don't care what his name is his name is tyler so yeah there and there's so many people and they have the microphone with the little square thing around it with the name of their like show and but but at least those people say like hey can i ask you a question and film it yes or no and if they say yes and you ask him a question I don't know what... He just runs up on you. Yeah, he just runs up on you. He's going to get duffed out if he does that to the wrong person. For some reason, that type of revenge porn is my favorite. Oh, he needs to get knocked the fuck out. Like when they film Cholo dudes who are sagging their pants and yell at them and run away and all that stuff. When I see that, I'm like, this Tyler and his friend who skates need to... Don't kill them, but... Put him in the hospital. Three to six months, they're not doing any fucking heel flips. It ain't sweet for Tyler. Tyler can't get on his razor for at least three months. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, teach him a real lesson. You play with fire, you're going to get burned. But I don't even know how I got here. How long gone? Yeah, so I was in the out of the storm. All I did was smoke weed, nap.

ordered some pho i had some nice broth i got a couple big poland springs that's nice that's how that's what it's all about rest recuperation a little bit of that ganja that gossamer i did six miles and then i kind of got a mountain valley and set in soho and watched the freaks in montclair's walk by for an hour hour and a half i did a half mile walk to uh the pizza place and then i went to i got a wonderful cortado i hung out with jeff and sarah and their baby and then um not too hot not too cold all right how long gone thank you guys for listening uh if you are in new york in manhattan or sorry not in williamsburg on november 4th A few more tickets left, and thank you to everyone who bought merch from us online. I think it's probably going to be sold out by the time this episode comes out, and we'll be shipping out to you quite shortly. And that's all, I guess. Yeah, that's it. How long gone? Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you next week.